#1 An Air Zooka can be used to launch a fart completely across the room.
#2 If you are the 14 year old host of the party, and you fall asleep before some of your guests, they will probably draw a penis on the bottom of your foot.
Now you know.
Monday, April 21, 2008
Things You Can Learn From 14 year Olds . .
There are a couple of things that can be learned from hosting a sleepover for teenage boys.
#1 An Air Zooka can be used to launch a fart completely across the room.
#2 If you are the 14 year old host of the party, and you fall asleep before some of your guests, they will probably draw a penis on the bottom of your foot.
Now you know.
#1 An Air Zooka can be used to launch a fart completely across the room.
#2 If you are the 14 year old host of the party, and you fall asleep before some of your guests, they will probably draw a penis on the bottom of your foot.
Now you know.
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Could be worse. I remember my son telling me a story of someone putting something foul into a sleeper's mouth. Mercifully, I forget just what.
;)
Oh Dear, yes, that would be worse.
:)
Boating? Soon you will say you went picnicing too. Just remember when it is over 100 and humid and sticky icky.. here it will be, well, probably still snowing!
Sounds like fun. I will have to live vicarously through you if I ever want to feel Spring it seems.
So keep going out and having fun in the sun. okay? LOL
at least it was the bottom of the foot we did worse than that to the first person who passed out in college!
Clearly I do not have a teenaged son, nor was I ever a teenaged boy, because I am surprised by these. I'm okay with that.
I did know they will eat the entire house, as we had the father of a 16 year old living with us for awhile and his son stayed with us every other weekend.
Yeah, I think that's about the perfect prank. The kids who did it get to draw a penis on their friend, and the victim can be all outraged, and yet the evidence can be kept on a need-to-know basis.
I approve.
Yes, the foot is definitely a good place for such a drawing.
:)
So, should I say that I once painted Keith's toenails when he passed out? No?
And BSR, you were not #7. You were #6. Tagged.
Did you take a picture of the artwork? Was it a faithful (or fanciful) rendition?
Bee -
Yes, there is a photo, but it's so poor in quality I didn't post it.
We didn't notice it until he was getting on the tube Sunday afternoon. After tubing for an hour, the saltwater had washed away a bit of it. I'll post it at lunch.
Christina - OK. I'm tagged.
as i understand it, this is not behavior exclusive to 14 year old boys. i live w/ three grown men...and i don't think a single one of them was like "aaahhh...kids", oh no, they were all "i want an air zooka!", and "well, don't fall asleep first".
*sigh*
re: photo
Yea, I get the general picture!
I am so glad I have a girl.
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