Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Pardon Me While I Puke

From the You Gotta Be Shitting Me files -

Alberto Weasel Gonzales named Lawyer Of The Year.

Since it is the end of the year and we'll be seeing more " ______ of the year" lists and awards let me add the following.

If Weasel is Lawyer of the year then . . . . . .

Gay Rights Activist of the year - Larry "Wide Stance" Craig

Peacemaker of the year - George "Shrub' Bush

PETA - Animal Rights Angel of the year - Michael Vick

Natural Athlete of the year - Barry Bonds

Marksman of the year - A tie! Bobby Knight and Dick Cheney

You get the point?


Any to add to this list?


The Red Queen said...

Feminist of the Year- Ann "women shouldn't vote" Coulter

Brave Sir Robin said...


The Red Queen said...

Why thank you, thank you very much (insert cheesy elvis impersonation)