Mark Foley has nothing on Ted Klaudt (allegedly).
Klaudt, a Republican Representative in the South Dakota Legislature has been charged with 8 counts of rape. Five girls have come forward with allegations, but so far, the charges only involve two of the girls.
He's accused of performing "ovary checks" and "breast exams" under the guise that he was helping young women donate their reproductive eggs, according to court records.
Is that what they call it now?
Dude, it’s a good thing you live in South Dakota, because that line ain’t gonna fly in pretty much any place but Hicksville and Appalachia.
FSM, where do I start?
Ok, first of all, why do the Republican sex scandals seem to have a disproportionate amount of molestation, rape and “closet” homosexuality? Shit, at least Monica was of age and a willing participant. (discloser - I was going to make the above sentence link to appropriate scandals, but there were just too damn many to choose from. If you are really interested, just type Republican Sex Scandals into Google, you will find freaky shit you never even heard of, I promise!!)
As long as the Republican party makes all sex “illicit” and women’s bodies “dirty nasty things” we will continue to see this type of perversion from the “Family Values” party.
OK, you may think that was harsh. You may say, "Well, Brave Sir Robin is jumping to conclusions, this is bad, true, but he's really coming down on this guy." Well to you I say:
The girls were his FOSTER CHILDREN!!!
Dude, Woody Allen thinks you crossed the line!!
Bloody hell, Foster children and (of course), legislative pages! I guess he was auditioning for a National office huh?
Go read the article, this bastard is one nasty, sick misogynist asshole.
Family values my ass.
Brave Sir Robin feels the need to shower after writing this post.