Ok, I just re-read that headline.. Pretty improbable, huh?
I'm sure by now, you heard or read that my home state of Texas, has finally decriminalized dildos!!!! (I hear next session, they may formally recognize the existence of electricity.)
You must, I repeat, you simply MUST!!!!! Go over to Litbrit's site and view the video she has posted of the late, great, Molly Ivins explaining the Texas Penal Code and matters of sex. It will be the most entertaining 11 minutes you will spend all week. Watch it through to the end when Molly delivers the "money shot"*
You will thank me. Trust me, it is good stuff. I live in a backwards ass state.
And just for the record, I now consider Chisum's district to be Baja Oklahoma, not Texas.
Go watch it!
*Sorry, I couldn't resist.
btw - I was going to post this picture at the top pf this post, but it is copyrighted, so follow the link.