Our closest allies in the Middle East, you know the country that Shrub grovels to, the country that was home to 15 of the 19 terrorist of 9/11, the country
They are preparing to execute a woman as a witch.
A witch. In 2008.
When I saw the headline, I thought is was going to be a joke, or a link to The Onion. Monty Python punchlines were already competing with each other in my mind.
Then I read it.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Some guy can't get a fucking plumpy, so it's obviously this woman's fault.
They are going to execute a woman in 2008 because she is a witch.
Ok, I'm going to say this as clear as I can in my ranting, pissed off frame of mind.
There is no such thing as Witches!!!!
Religion is the root of almost every heinous act of the past 2500 years. Religion or greed.
There is no Satan. He was created to keep poor ignorant peasants who outnumbered the elite from rising up.
There is no heaven. No streets of gold, no mansions in the sky, and there probably aren't 72 virgins in my Son's freshman class, much less waiting for your sick Misogynistic ass when you die. - (While I'm on a roll, what's the big fucking deal with virgins anyway? Give me a mature woman who knows what she wants and how she wants it.)
There is no God, Allah, Moses, Muhammad, Buddha, or Jesus up in the sky wanting you to kill for him (or her, for that matter.) If they did exist, which they don't, they damn well don't want you to kill anyone, they want you to be humble and turn the other cheek and all of that stuff. Trust me on that one.
Women are just as important as men. Probably more so. If some calamity hit the earth and decimated the population down to about say 30 people, which breakdown would be safer bet for the continuation of the species?
27 men and 3 women
27 women and 3 men
It's a big circle of life you dipshits, we need each other.
Ok get it?
As for you George W. Fuckface, How about your spreading freedom agenda? Cause I'd like to spread some fucking freedom all up in that court's shit about now. Why is this ok in Saudi Arabia George? Why aren't you all up in their shit, threatening them with bombs and shit? What's that? Oh, because there is no way to make fucking money for your cronies in protecting one poor old woman. Fuck You and your policies. Fuck your war, fuck your greed, fuck the war profiteers, and mostly FUCK THESE GODDAMN SAUDI murderers!!!!!!
I wish she was a witch, because then she could come back as a vengeful spirit and make your dicks all fall off.